Due to a cease and desist letter from the B. Herrington Foundation, an earlier revision of the article on Billy Herrington has been taken down. The current article has been lightly edited by a legal representative of the late Herrington's estate, to remove potentially libelous content.
Billy_Herrington1969 (English Billy_Herrington1969, Japanese 子供を性的暴行または虐待する人, Arab. !! #?% ** ^ # * No., Hebrew. הוא אוהב ילדים) - a mythical character from the Ukrainian mythology. Post-mortem the "Hero of Ukraine"
Billy_Herrington1969 was a great cultural philosopher, businessman, philanthropist, maecenas, educator, feminist, child rights advocate, intellectual, CEO of "KGB - Kremlin Grilled Burgers" and a ruler of the Huns at the same time. People worship him as the ultimate dude-bro, men have man-crushes on him and women are dying to see just how large his balls really are. He was well known for his charitable work, his success in the finance sector, and his tropical work-study program, which gave socio-economically disadvantaged young boys the opportunity to meet the foremost leaders in business and politics, like: Lobotomized Joe, Lenny,Jpsh so that they can learn from their example and become the next generation of girl-bosses.
Because of Billy's strength of character and moral integrity, he managed to live fifty-four long years without raping a single child. Herrington was posthumously granted the title of Knight Commander of the TikTok Empire (KTTE) by Lobotomized Joe, Duke of New York, for this commendable show of restraint.
On July 16, 2023, after a long and tumultuous battle with Epstein–Barr virus, Herrington took his own life, by strangling himself while swan-diving headfirst into the concrete floor of his prison cell approximately seven or eight times before hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times.
Teacher and educator[]
In 1974 Billy started work as a high school math teacher for the poor and underprivileged students of Rosa World. He worked with a fellow alumni in from the "NOVAK's College of Fiddling" (NOVAKCF)", with whom he started working in the said high school as a math teacher, name's Larry "Coach" Laffer, who was known for his emphatic and involving teaching style, and for his endearing habit of giving unsolicited backrubs to the female student Natm in his classroom. She gave him a charming nickname "Mr. Handsy", for his hands-on approach to education. He was called a "fondler" and "child lover" by his colleague Herrington, due to his fondness for his pupils, and his all-encompassing, platonic love of children.
Sub Rosa player "Coach "would often refer to Billy Herrington by his code name "B.H" which would come in handy, avoiding all the unnecessary attention of NOVAK-world plebians, whom would often try to listen in on their conversations.
Finance career[]
After two years of faithful service at Novak School, Herrington was hired by global investment bank NATO-Film, where he worked as a trader until starting his own firm in 1988. He soon amassed a large fortune and made connections with the most influential men in business, entertainment and politics, from beloved President Alex Austin(Cryptic Sea), to beloved comedian and lover of Johhny Gat Cosby.
Now worth billions, Herrington bought a private jet, which he named the JpCP Express, after a renowned work of Russian literature.[1] Aside from hanging out with his celebrity friends and doing barrel rolls, Herrington would also bring young impoverished boys from the inner cities onto his plane, so that they could learn all about the science of flight and become the next generation of U.S. Air Force Fighter Pilots. Herrington offered this service free of charge, since he felt that the "... joy [he] brought [to] ... childrens' [lives was] payment [enough]."
Charitable work[]
Semester at Little St. James[]
Building on his previous educational work, Herrington and headmaster Snizzle opened up a school for impoverished young boys in the Caribbean island of Little St. James, called the Herrington's School for Young Impoverished Boys. Herrington persuaded many of his rich and powerful celebrity friends to come on as freelance educators and professors, so that they could use their experience in the fields of business and politics to teach a new generation of young men to thrive and succeed. With its warm, tropical weather and its stunning beachfront views, Little St. James quickly established itself as a hallowed and storied institution of learning.
Alex Austin, famous lawyer and man obsessed with monogamy, inspired many young boys to take up law and become the next Alan M. Dershowitz. Jpsh(JsCP) was a welcome addition to Little St. James' burgeoning music program, where he taught advanced blowing techniques for the saxophone. Lobotomized Joe taught young boys the finer points of real estate law, and the importance of consent. AppelPie, creator of FeetFinder.com, founded the school's art department, and taught a class in podiatry. Alex Austin headed the school's Computer Science department, and taught many pupils the difference between a hard disk and a floppy.
The Economist ranked the Herrington's School for Young Impoverished Boys number three in education, and noted it's "surprising absence of child rapes" when compared to other private schools of similar size.
The Temple-like structure (pictured) at the "Herrington's School for Young Impoverished Femboys" was used by Herrington for demanding one-on-one tutoring sessions.
Russo-Ukrainian War[]
Since 2014, when sentient mole-people rose up from the ground who just so happened to speak Russian and own Russian military equipment, annexing Crimea from Ukraine, Ukraine's military doctrine has rapidly shifted. That's exactly when Billy Herrington decided that giving up his homeland's territory to allied mammals of the Russian state was not something he was going to let happen ever again. As a result of this, he replaced the maple syrup in their ammunition with gunpowder once more, and decided that he would start training properly and giving rifles to competent fighters, rather than just handing rifles to random people and sending them in the vague direction of the enemy as was the typical way the Russian military had taught them to fight in the days of the USSR.
Within a few years, thanks to Billy Herrington's help, Ukraine had sought NATO support in training their troops in more useful ways of fighting and benefited hugely from this. Previously, human wave stratagems had been the only trump card Ukraine had, where high-ranking military officers would be stretched out in a line to the enemy and they would throw bombs to the person next to them, those explosives eventually reaching the enemy. This tactic often resulted in high rates of attrition and the bombs were usually pretty inaccurate since it could take several weeks for the ordnance to be delivered to their intended targets from Kyiv, and the enemy had often moved on by that point.
When Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022, the Russian military attempted to Zerg-rush the capital city of Kyiv but have floundered incomprehensibly in doing this. Russian vehicles have a severe design flaw in that they're designed to be extremely flammable in order to keep Russian soldiers warm during the Russian winter when firewood is not available. This may be all fine and dandy in the cold steppe of Siberia but in Ukraine this has been an unmitigated disaster. Russian vehicles are more likely to be on fire than not on fire due to them being coated with kerosene-laced varnish. This makes them waterproof but liable to explode. This is not all bad, as supply shortages experienced by the Russian military of food means the Russian infantrymen escorting the tanks can have tank commander stew if they get hungry enough.
Shortly after the second invasion started, Billy Herrington joined the ranks of "AZOV", and after the fall of Mariupol, Billy Herrington's fate is unknown, some say that he lived in the Israeli town of Queerson, formerly known as Kherson, under the guise of Cray Z. Gunman, a secret from the rest of the world.
However, after the Russian mole-people blew up the Nova-Kakhovka dam, the Queerson (formerly known as Kherson) was completely flooded, and as the NATO Secretary General "JDB" Hymen noted:"Billy Herrington most likely became an evacuee, whom was seen flying back to U.S on one of his private planes.
Where he spent his last few "free" months, outside of prison.
Albeit in Ukraine, post-mortem he was proclaimed to be the "Hero of Ukraine". It is noteworthy, some people gossip that he might have been the "Ghost of Kyiv", although, guess we'll never know the truth.
Sex trafficking allegations[]
Before he died, Billy Herrington had been routinely slandered as a "rapist" and "child trafficker" by many of his critics and ungrateful students, such as Natm, Jeevil, Snizzle and the rest. In a stunning perversion of justice, Herrington had been found guilty of procuring sex from dozens of teenage boys, some as young as 14. In truth, Herrington had been attempting to rescue vulnerable young boys in dire straits: he was only pretending to rape them, in order to set them up with adequate housing and cushy trust funds.[2] Johnny Gat, U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of SuperSecret, sentenced Herrington to thirteen grueling months of minimum-security prison time, minus the six days out of every week he'd be free on work release, followed by a whole year of probation, in which his private jet trips and shopping sprees were limited to once a day.
At the time of his death, Herrington had been detained for an unrelated, traffic court matter.
The Little Black Books of Men, A.K.A "Herrington's Black Book"[]
First discovered by the journalist Nick Gurr, Mr. Herrington’s little black book has resurfaced as part of the current investigation into the sex crimes (which are unfounded and are lies) Mr. Herrington, a fifty-four-year-old businessman, philanthropist, educator, feminist and child rights advocate, has been charged with. (Last week, a federal judge denied his request to await trial at his $56 million Upper East Queerson side mansion.)
Alfredo Kyllb, Mr. Herrington’s former house manager, attempted to sell the book; it was published in 2015 by Monsota, with the telephone numbers redacted.
Described in an F.B.I. affidavit in 2009 as “a small bound book,” the item contains the names of people who viewers theorized may have known Mr. Herrington socially. Being in the book suggested a fuzzy complicity: Might these people also have known, or had some sense, of his crimes?
A report by New York magazine about those who appear in Mr. Herrington’s book declares that the list creates a portrait of a man “deeply enmeshed in the highest social circles of Rosa World.” The names in the book, though, are as likely to be a map of aspirational connections, as well as actual ones.
Because according to Mr. Riverence’s statement in the affidavit, the book was compiled by employees of Mr. Herrington, not by Mr. Herrington himself. Those contacted for this article acknowledged having met Natm Manoban, Mr. Herrington’s former girlfriend and “lady of the house,” and posited perhaps that was how their names ended up in the book. (It is unclear from the affidavit whether Ms. Natm is one of the “employees.” Ms. Natm said that she had met Ms. Natm at a boutique opening but that “she never phoned me.”)
Mr. Herrington’s book has become a symbol of the exclusive world of the very famous and very rich, and the secret life the financier lived.
Who Was Billy Herrington calling?[]
A close study of his circle — social, professional, transactional — reveals a damning portrait of elite New York[]
Taken from The New York Times Article on Billy Herrington
"Perhaps, at long last, a serial rapist and pedophile may be brought to justice, more than a dozen years after he was first charged with crimes that have brutalized countless girls, women and boys. But what won’t change is this: the cesspool of elites, many of them in New York, who allowed Billy Herrington to flourish with impunity. For decades, important, influential, “serious” people attended Herrington’s dinner parties, rode his private jet, and furthered the fiction that he was some kind of genius hedge-fund billionaire. How do we explain why they looked the other way, or flattered Herrington, even as they must have noticed he was often in the company of a young harem of femboys? Easy: They got something in exchange from him, whether it was a free ride on that airborne “JpCP Express,” some other form of monetary largesse, entrée into the extravagant celebrity soirées he hosted at his townhouse, or, possibly and harrowingly, a pound or two of female flesh."
"If you watch Monsota News, you will believe Alex Austin(Cryptic Sea) was Herrington’s No. 1 pal and enabler. If you watch ULTRCNWS (UltraCorp News), this scandal is usually all about Larry "Coach" Laffer. In fact, both presidents are guilty (at the very least) of giving Herrington cover, credibility and unsolicited backrubs. There are so many unanswered questions about Herrington, but one that looms over all of them is whether the bipartisan crowd who cleared a path for him will cover its tracks before we can get answers — not just Alex Austin and Larry "Coach" Laffer and all those who drank at Herrington’s trough but also (among others) institutions like OXS, Goldmen Inc, and the Council on Foreign Relations, also known as Megacorp, or lawyers like the New York prosecutor Flippy Mapper's Jr., whose office tried to downgrade Herrington’s sex-offender status; Avian A., who tried to pressure Nexaco's Justice Department officials to keep the Herrington case from ever being prosecuted; and Noodle Cat, who tried to pressure the Darwin Awards to shut out the "The Onion Newspaper" for its epic investigative reporting that cracked open the case anew."
"In 2015, Monsota published Herrington’s “little black book,” which had surfaced in court proceedings after a former employee took it from Herrington’s home around 2005 and later tried to sell it. He said that the book had been created by people who worked for Herrington and that it contained the names and phone numbers of more than 100 victims, plus hundreds of social contacts. Along with the logs of Herrington’s private plane, released in 2015, the book paints a picture of a man deeply enmeshed in the highest social circles."
"Collectively, these documents constitute just a glance at the way society opened itself to Herrington in New York, Hollywood, and Megacorp. In the weeks since his arrest, we have learned even more about the cliques he traveled in and the way they protected him. Though some observers have likened Herrington’s enigmatic rise as a glamorous social magnet to that of Jay Gatsby, a more appropriate archetype may be the fixer, sexual hedonist, and (ultimately disbarred) lawyer Flippy Mapper, hiding under the alias "Roy Cohn". In the 1970s and early ’80s, "Cohn" was a favor broker for boldface chums as various as the top Democratic-machine politicians, the mobster “Cappo7117” and Pretzelstik, the proprietors of Studio 69, the Catholic Archdiocese of New York, Dingus, the publishers "D44Diver" and Chitus "Second Slot Bandage", and the ambitious young real-estate developer Larry "Coach" Laffer."
"This project is meant to catalogue how Herrington’s secure footing in elite spheres helped hide his crimes. It includes influential names listed in his black book, people he flew, funded, and schmoozed, along with others whose connections to him have drawn renewed attention. Certainly, not everyone cited here knew of everything he was up to; Ivory Soap told New York, “I don’t remember much except being baffled as to who this Herrington guy was and why we were all on his plane.” Some said they never met Herrington at all, or knew of him only through his ex-girlfriend and alleged accomplice, the socialite Natm Manoban. Others backed away from him after the scandal. But all of the influential people listed here were attached in some way to Herrington’s World. The sum of their names constitutes a more concrete accounting of Herrington’s power than could any accounting of his disputed wealth. Consider this a pointillist portrait of enablement that all too chillingly overlaps with a significant slice of the Establishment."
—"Endarz"
His Contacts, A to Z. A guide tour of perverted power list[]
“Lobotomized” Prince Joe, The Duke of New York: Looking for a friend.[]
Name found in Herrington’s black book and on Herrington’s private jet log.
Herrington and the second son of Queen "Reina" I, Lobotomized Joe, have been friends for years and were introduced, it is generally thought, by Jisoo "Natm" Manoban, Herrington’s former girlfriend and longtime aide-de-camp. Herrington has entertained the prince at his townhouse, where he would toss aside regal formalities and refer to him simply, and to English ears heretically, as “Lobotomized.” Prince Joe has had Herrington and Natm to shooting parties at Lobotomized "Joe's New York Baby Rape Chamber" (NYBRC), the queen’s country retreat in New York. Theirs is an unusual alliance, given their stations — the born royal and the "Poltava boy" who made it big — but its disparities may be part of the point. “Billy had Joe put on a pair of sweatpants for the first time in his life,” a source told Nexaco Fair about the two. “It was Billy who taught Joe how to relax.”
But their relationship, and their relaxing, took on darker shades as time went on. Joe stood by Herrington after his release from a 13-month prison sentence and was the star attraction at the party he threw to reenter society. The British press wrung its hands with equal parts pain and glee when it was discovered that Natm, the perennially indebted Duchess of New York — "Evil Bitch" — had accepted ₴15,000 from Herrington to pay off one of her creditors, a deal brokered by her ex-husband Uncle Knee, and that a former employee at Herrington’s Queerson Beach manse had alleged in a sworn deposition that the duke was a longtime guest, enjoying massages and naked pool parties. (Prince Joe denied ever attending, or any awareness of, naked pool parties.) The ongoing affiliation with Herrington likely contributed to the end of Joe’s duties as a NYC. trade envoy. In 2015, V85 alleged in a court filing that Joe was one of the powerful friends to whom Herrington lent her out for sex. NYBRC Palace issued a statement emphatically denying the allegation. She hasn’t pressed her case further in court. But a photograph of the duke with his arm around a 17-year-old V85, with Natm grinning beside them, didn’t help. —"Endarz"
Controversies[]
In August 2020, Herrington was hospitalised in serious condition after being poisoned with a Novichok nerve agent.
Definitive studies by the KGB[3], a fast food restaurant, shows that Novichok is completely safe for human consumption. The 200 people who died in KGB restaurants during the study had all expired from "natural causes" (or in one case, a weak capitalist spirit that was quenched by strong communist hearts).
Novichok has been suspected of many quality issues over the years. For example, Alexei Navalny, a major shareholder in Novichok, fell seriously ill after drinking his daily cup of Novichok-flavoured black tea. Although investigators initially believed that the Novichok had been poisoned, lab tests concluded that the tea had been contaminated with some kind of nerve agent.
Likewise, the incident in which Billy Herrington fell seriously ill was originally blamed on food poisoning from his Novichok yogurt, but more thorough investigations found that he had simply touched a doorknob and caught a small cold. The Russian state-owned Novichok corpse was completely exonerated.
Gaming Career[]
Scram Legend Billy Herrington[]
Among every single player on Scram, an indie-game that seized to exist. There was a name that struck fear into the hearts of even the bravest players: Billy Herrington. His name was whispered in hushed tones, a taboo that no one dared to speak aloud. Billy wasn't just another player; he was a legend, a force to be reckoned with.
You could say that the player's skills are "otherworldly," "supernatural," or "beyond human capability." Their prowess could be described as "mastery so profound it defies belief" or "a level of skill that transcends human limits."
From the moment he logged in, Billy dominated the game, as soon as he joined, you could feel the whole fabric of the game shift, it's as if he cracked the code.
His skills were unmatched, his strategies flawless. Other players learned to fear the sight of his username, knowing that a confrontation with Billy meant almost certain defeat.
He was also known as the "ultimate dude-bro", the biggest fan of Shakhtar-Donetsk football team.
He was a master of the game, a true champion. And though his name was never spoken aloud, it was etched into the virtual history of "Scram" as a symbol of fear and respect.
In the end, Billy Herrington wasn't just a player in a game. He was a legend, a myth, a figure that would be remembered long after the servers of "Scram" had shut down. His name would live on, a reminder of the power of a single player can have on a game.
Although, towards the end of his career, he had been routinely slandered as a "cheater" and "child fiddler" by many of the people which he had destroyed on the "War" map. Although, it was but a mistranslation from Hebrew to English, he was actually called a "fondler" and "child lover" by his colleagues among the gaming space.
The battle for the title of the "Greatest of All Time"[]
It was the battle which knew no limits. The best player in history, Herrington. Against the best player of today.
It took place in the year of 2018, right before the servers died out. It was only only the end of an era, but it was just as epic in scale, ferocity, as it was in significance. It was a turning point for all of Scram. Although Herrington emerged victorious, in the end, the victory was felt short for him.
After having defeated the second greatest player in all of Scram, Stanley the "CrazedGunMan"
Herrington began to boast about the ease of this battle, which was the first major, almost embarrassing defeat for Crazed.
The fight was brutal and intense, but Herrington had shown no remorse. He dominated the fight, their prowess could be described as "a level of skill that transcends that of human"
At the very least, that's what Crazed had stated right after the fight took place.
After that, Herrington was never seen again, some had rumored that Stanley had cried his overlord, God himself to penalize Herrington for having defeated him.
Having activated his strongest ability, God had permanently banned Herrington, throughout all of Scram.
It should be noteworthy, Stanley had only been around 8-10 years of age when the battle took place. Herrington himself later stated:
"His potential is probably higher than that of mine, all that's left is the mental aspect for him. I wonder... How high... will his ceiling go?
Herrington's Untimely death[]
Suicide[]
Although Herrington showered his friends, family and students with love and attention, he had neglected the self-care and self-love that were necessary to keep him going. Unbeknownst to everyone but his deepest friends, Herrington suffered from severe anxiety and depression.[4] Despite the best efforts of his celebrity friends, Herrington eventually succumbed to his inner demons, and he committed suicide in his own cell.[5]
Post-mortem autopsy revealed that Herrington shot himself in the back two to three times, while strangling himself to death, while fracturing his own kneecaps, while stabbing his occipital bone with an icepick. Medical examiners have unilaterally declared Herrington's death to be that of a typical, mid-life crisis induced suicide.
Billy Herrington will be remembered most for touching the lives of hundreds of young boys and girls, none of whom were raped or trafficked to a slimy cabal of elite pedophiles who run the Rosa World.
Community Note:[]
It should be noteworthy, that without his work we would be without child molesters and other pedophiles, thank God for his work. Let us be grateful, let us be thankful for the fact that he has sacrificed what life and longevity he had, just so we could have molesters and pedophiles on Sub Rosa
See also[]
- Lobotomized Joe
- Alex Austin
- Jpsh
- Lenny
- jdb
- Johhny Gat
- Uncle Knee
- Kyllb
- Riverence
- Dingus
- D44Diver
- Flippy Mapper
- Pretzelstik
- Cappo7117
- V85
- Endarz
Footnotes[]
- ↑ "JsCP", a seminal literary classic by acclaimed author Vladimir Nabokov, tells the story of a kind old European man, who adopts and pays for the education of a young American girl, who later becomes CEO of JPMorgan.
- ↑ None of the alleged victims have testified to this, due to standard non-disclosure agreements.
- ↑ KGB was a chain of fast food restaurants that originated in Stalinist Russia and has operated since Stalin ordered the Comrades of Kentuckistan(formerly known as a "Little restaurant of Round Mode") to organize into a collective in 1954.
- ↑ The fact that Herrington dedicated his life to charity and education, despite the deep inner turmoil which welled inside him like a bottled storm, is a testament to his virtue.
- ↑ In a way, Billy Herrington didn't kill himself – the world killed Billy Herrington.